Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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