where does the pee come out of this thing
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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