I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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