A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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