By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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