We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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