Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
