He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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