mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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