I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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