okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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