Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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