I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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