Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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