with your own penis?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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