I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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