Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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