I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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