don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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