Whod you bang
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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