So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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