Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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