im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Im part way to drunk.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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