He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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