On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I puked a lego.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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