I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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