He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm really busy with my period
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