its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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