That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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