Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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