I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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