talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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