You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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