Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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