Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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