Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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