So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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