found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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