Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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