all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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