nut hugger
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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