Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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