Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize