chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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