**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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