Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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