it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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