I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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