My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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