Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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